nice try mom
everyone has that one bra that makes everything okay
even the boys?
We have that one brah that makes everything okay
I remember in year 2 there was a girl who had literally never had a haircut so her hair was ridiculously long [imagine Rapunzel basically] and she always complained about it but her mum wouldn’t let her get it cut
So one day at recess she put an entire pack of chewed gum in her hair at the exact length she wanted it cut to.
She came in the next day with her hair cut how she wanted it and a smug grin on her face and I knew that that girl was going places.
|real hacker:||So you say you're gonna break into our local nuclear power plant? I really don't think that's possible|
|movie hacker:||*types a few keystrokes* I'm in|
|real hacker:||But the power plant's computers aren't even connected to the internet|
|movie hacker:||I said I'm in. Now I'll cause a meltdown *types a few keystrokes* Done|
|real hacker:||What do you mean done? There have to be many redundant safeguards in place to stop a meltdown. In any case, a meltdown would take time.|
|movie hacker:||Want me to break into the CIA next?|
|real hacker:||I don't even think you should attempt to...|
|movie hacker:||*types a few keystrokes* Too late. I'm in|
how do fourteen year olds get pregnant, I can’t even get a high five from a guy